@netflix, new idea. you can make a show called “your life” and when i click on it i can watch all the footage that the government has taken of me through my webcam and cellphone. i fucking know. i fucking
they killed her before she could finish
date the kind of girl that eats all the snacks she buys in one day
Finally a standard I can meet
i need to marry someone who loves driving, everywhere we go they will get a thrill from driving and i will get a thrill from not having to drive, what a dream
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best sleeping conditions: freezing cold room but layers and layers of blankets




